Red Band Machete Trailer Rips Out Your Intestines And Uses Them To Bungie

Normally when Hollywood releases a red band trailer itÂ’s pretty much like the green band trailer, except with the F word, or if youÂ’re lucky, a boob. The new Red Band trailer for Machete opens with Danny Trejo ripping out a manÂ’s intestines which he then uses like a bungie-cord to jump off a building. And thatÂ’s just the beginning.

Contained in this trailer youÂ’ll see pretty much everything the red band label is supposed to be for. ItÂ’s a non-stop two-and-a-half minutes of decapitations, blood spatter, and naked women. ItÂ’s kind of amazing that this movie isnÂ’t going to be NC-17.

Watch the new red band Machete trailer embedded below, then join me for a few screencap highlights:

Yep, that just happened.

Better than McGyver.

This is not Jessica Alba.

This is.

The blonde on the left is probably Lindsay Lohan.